RIH3 Hareline

Note: Upcumming runs are assigned in more or less random order. If you want to switch weeks, or would like to be added to the hareline, or offer the Trailmaster sexual favors, contact Basket Boom Boom.

Last Updated: Jan 19, 2012
If you're looking to do something completely different, a few of us meet on Wednesday at the Rock Gym in Lincoln and may climb over the weekend nearby or in New Hampshire.

Date:	Time:	Run	Hare:	Directions:
Mon.Feb 6	6:30 PM	1349	Hairy Krishna Luxury Box	Hairy and LB do Fuwangii Land We'll be starting from Diamond Hill Park, Cumberland, RI, much too close to Bondo for my money. Map to Diamond Hill See Message Board for updates
Mon. Feb 13	6:30 PM	1350	Flobanger and Pissonya	What were they driving back then? In 1961 a 500,000-year-old rock is discovered near Olancha, California, US, that appears to anachronistically encased in a spark plug ...maybe going to the Valentines Day Hash in a Packard?
Mon. Feb 20	6:30 PM	1351	Fuwangii ..and Swampy	Wear your GW wig, Happy Pres Day Hash
Feb 25	12 PM High Noon	1351A	When it's Ski Hash time in NH	Happy Skiing See Message Board for updates
Mon. Feb 27	6:30 PM	1352	WeeBalls	Bring out your MO Bros
Mon. Mar 5	6:30 PM	1353	Crabby Shag and Holeminers Daughter	Alice in Wonderland The March Hare Hash "WHO are YOU?"
Mon. Mar 12	6:30 PM	1354	Basket	Ides of March....TOGA!
Mon Mar 19	6:30	1355	Dr WHO	WHO's up for a run In 1954, Willie Mosconi sets a world record by running 526 consecutive balls without a miss during a straight pool exhibition. Can WHO make it two good trails in a row?
Mon. Mar 26	6:30 PM	1356	BONDO	It's logical In 1931 Leonard Simon Nimoy was born to be Spock, so wear your best Volcan ears.
Mon. April 1	6:30 PM	1357	WIPOS	April Fools Day HASH Did you show up yesterday?
Mon. April 8	6:30 PM	1358	Dicks On Broadway	Dicks UP
Mon April 15	6:30 PM	1359	Oozing	Do you believe?
Mon Apr 22	6:30 PM	1360	Bareback Buttplug	Can he set both in trail and out trail?
Mon Apr 30	6:30 PM	1361	Ass Quack	No longer a Virgin Hare
Mon. May 7	6:30 PM	1362	Pubic and DP	Cinco d' Moustache Hash Mustache Institute See Message Board for updates
Mon May 14	6:30 PM	1363	Shemale Man	Lets go for a Swim at Carr Pond again?
Mon. May 21	6:30 PM	1364	Amish Ithead	Amish is Hare
Mon. May 28	6:30 PM	1365	Open	???
Mon. June 4	6:30 PM	1366	Open	???
Mon. June 11	6:30 PM	1367	Open	???
Mon. June 18	6:30 PM	1368	Open	???
Mon. June 25	6:30 PM	1369	Open	RIH3 1369th

HARELINE DOGHOUSE:
	Justin Myass	After a short hiatus, JIMA is back in the doghouse. He is lost in his books, and seems like he doesn't have time to do much else these days. He's got to learn one thing...Life is too short!
	Thats-a-Mouthful	So Mouthful thinks flying planes in warmer climates is better than running in shiggy in the cold dark New England evenings whilst enjoying good beer. Such a shame... he was just getting good at setting sh*tty trails.
	Dry Foot Fairy	Apparently, Dry Foot had to move to New York City to get laid.
	Trail Hoover (SESYB)	OK Boys and Girls.... time to dust off that porn collection.
	Great at Giving Head	Apparently, G@GH found better opportunities outside Rhode Island. Too bad he'll never find better beer.
	Async	Until he shows himself again, he's back in the doghouse.
	Tinker	Tinker is stuck in a snow drift in Pig Iron, NH and is trying to get a snow cat to catch his plane to Southeast Asia hashing with the Thai's. Good Luck and God bless that lucky Wanker!
	Cum Under PSHS	She may be gone, but our ears will still be ringing for years to come. Thus, did she really leave?
	Dick Doc	Double D decided to leave us for warmer climates, rumored to be somewhere in Arizona. Those Canadians could never handle the New Engand winters and good beer.
	Evil Bitch Ripta	EB has once again succumbed to the siren call of lite beer and bowling.
	Swallows My Pride	The Good Doctor has gone Bad.
	Raging Queen of Beers	Raging is AWOL somewhere in the Land of Teddy Kennedy and John Kerry
	Birdbrain	Birdbrain is currently whining with some lame exuse about working on a doctoral thesis. When will you people learn? Repeat after me. The Hash Is My Life!
	EverReady	Our Hash Soccer Mom was suffering from terminal responsibility and respectability. Ever since she also became afflicted with the M-word, she's become a lost cause. Someone has to darn KNO's socks, right?
	Short Peck	Apparently, Mr. Peck has determined he has a better chance of getting laid in the Granite State. (Yes, even Jake turned him down).
	Snot	Snot's performance as a Rhode Island hare was so abysmal that we sent him packing back to the UK. He'll be allowed back on the hareline when he either (1) recruits Elizabeth Hurley to the Rhode Island Hash or (2) provides sexual favors to Jake.

Rhode Island Hash House Harriers

Receding Hareline

Hairy and LB do Fuwangii Land

What were they driving back then?
In 1961 a 500,000-year-old rock is discovered near Olancha, California, US, that appears to anachronistically encased in a spark plug
...maybe going to the Valentines Day Hash in a Packard?

Wear your GW wig, Happy Pres Day Hash

Happy Skiing

Bring out your MO Bros

Alice in Wonderland
The March Hare Hash

Ides of March....TOGA!

WHO's up for a run

It's logical

April Fools Day HASH

Dicks UP

Do you believe?

Can he set both in trail and out trail?

No longer a Virgin Hare

Cinco d' Moustache Hash

Lets go for a Swim at Carr Pond again?

Amish is Hare

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RIH3 1369th