Dr WHO By Basket BB
Stolen from Mary Lou by Ronny Hawkins

I'm gonna tell you a story about old Dr WHO
He's the kinda Hare that makes a fool of you
He makes a young man groan and gives an old man pain
The way he sets trail is just a crying shame
Dr WHO (Dr WHO) He sets the trail too long
Dr WHO (Dr WHO) That's why I wrote this song
 (Dr WHO) He thinks it's funny but it ain't fun
He's a pain in the ass and a son of a gun
(He's a pain in the ass and a son of a gun)

He send us through shiggy up to our knees
He runs us in the briars till we beg and plead
He don't care if we get sick
If I was a man I'd hit 'em wid a brick
Dr WHO (Dr WHO) He sets the trail too long
Dr WHO (Dr WHO) That's why I wrote this song
 (Dr WHO) He thinks it's funny but it ain't fun
He's a pain in the ass and a son of a gun
(He's a pain in the ass and a son of a gun)