The Just Pat Song
By Basket
To the tune "You never even call me by my name"
By John Prine and Steve Goodman

Well it was all I could do to keep from cryin' 
When I heard you were the HARE for tonight 
I had hoped that'd it'd be Bondo Jovi 
When I saw you here, I had an awful fright. 

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But I'll stay for a Beer and run your trail 
And hope it isn't as horrible as I think 
We may call you asshole, you fuckin' asshole 
If any of us fall in the drink. 

Well, they may call you Butler, up in Boston 
And Mrs Dopefire is your claim to fame 
But here in Rhody you are Just Pat 
Or Asshole if your trail is a shame 

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But I'll stay for a Beer and run your trail 
And hope it isn't as horrible as I think 
We may call you asshole, you fuckin' asshole 
If any of us fall in the drink.